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tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

I don’t want to have the world’s attention. Yours is enough.
Unknown  (via boypetter)

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

mosquitotits:

5.00 dollard

mosquitotits:

5.00 dollard

Women can build stability. We can make peace.
Hawa Abdi (via kushandwizdom)

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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slendrr:

faqoloqy:

stcnehands:

Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal

huge deal. don’t think people realize

slendrr:

faqoloqy:

stcnehands:

Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal

huge deal. don’t think people realize

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son